the horse is spittin’ facts! Like, imagine riding a dog into battle good luck with that! Totally team horse now! 😂
Gorburger67 on
You should never talk to a horse, they’re stupider than a dog and only understand the crop.
Victoriapitz on
Horses literally built modern civilization while dogs were just napping by the fire We definitely owe them an apology
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BoabPlz on
You don’t get to rock up in the last 5 thousand years, and jump ahead of the friend that’s been with us for forty thousand. That’s just not how any of this works.
It’s like the new girlfriend that’s jealous you love your best mate since high school more. Nah pet, sure you are putting the work in, but it’s going to take more than 6 moths. Plus, he doesn’t shit himself when he sees a packet of crisps on the road.
LastDirtyMartini on
Arguably, dogs are way easier to clean-up after.
Fenrir840 on
Tbf they’ve been kinda useless since car patch
Sognoanima on
Meanwhile, the dog’s like: ‘I got you, buddy
Professional-One972 on
They’re also delicious as food!
Crusaderofthots420 on
I mean, we can ride dogs into battle, it is called a sled.
Thewarthunderfan2 on
Horses don’t fit in our houses 🙁
Angell_WithAttitude on
Dogs are for the soul, but horses are the ones who literally carried all of our history on their backs
JACK_1719 on
I ain’t never met a horse that was happy to see me
s_burr on
Without dogs to alert us to predators in the dark beyond the light of the campfire, there would have been no civilization for horses to contribute to.
Aetze on
No m8, dogs been around thousands of years longer as domesticated animals. Hell we domesticated pigeonbirds before Horses. So yeah horses were good but only became important way way later
Yah_Mule on
You’re some high maintenance motherfuckers, though, aren’t you? It costs like ten grand a year just to keep you fed and in a stable.
Chance-Government654 on
Shoutout to donkeys and by extension mules as well
avoidantv0id on
Every animal that catapulted our achievements forward deserves the according respect and appreciation. But dogs were our bro’s before we even had a word for that.
Talidel on
You called OP
Mad-Matt2000 on
Yeah well dogs dont have random fits of im gonna re assemble your ribcage cause a man all the way in Libya fell a tree for the 7th time but this time you did not like it🖕 🐴
nimb420 on
Dogs are friends.
Horses are, at best, employees, if we consider food+shelter as compensation.
happymellii on
Facts: Dog is loyal because you’re the who give them food. Unlike, cats even if you’re the one feeding them they still show you attitude lol
Lady_Killer55 on
Horses can’t fit in your house and lay on your lap
valomorn on
As a lifelong dog owner, I’m absolutely willing to be best friends with a horse, in fact it’s a personal dream of mine.
I’m just too damn poor, in both money *and* land.
ClintBruno on
Every horse I’ve been around is skiddish as shit. Idk how they function around artillery and explosions.
Warhero_Babylon on
Jomgui on
A horse can’t lick the peanut butter I put on my balls
Dog 1
Horse 0
conrad_w on
In my work on hospital I don’t see many dog kick injuries
warlockzekrom on
I rode a cat when I was little but no one believes me
Koffielurker_ on
Fun Fact: In Dutch we honor the Horse by calling their Heads the human word for head (hoofd) instead of the animal word (kop), same goes for their feet!
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the horse is spittin’ facts! Like, imagine riding a dog into battle good luck with that! Totally team horse now! 😂
You should never talk to a horse, they’re stupider than a dog and only understand the crop.
Horses literally built modern civilization while dogs were just napping by the fire We definitely owe them an apology
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You don’t get to rock up in the last 5 thousand years, and jump ahead of the friend that’s been with us for forty thousand. That’s just not how any of this works.
It’s like the new girlfriend that’s jealous you love your best mate since high school more. Nah pet, sure you are putting the work in, but it’s going to take more than 6 moths. Plus, he doesn’t shit himself when he sees a packet of crisps on the road.
Arguably, dogs are way easier to clean-up after.
Tbf they’ve been kinda useless since car patch
Meanwhile, the dog’s like: ‘I got you, buddy
They’re also delicious as food!
I mean, we can ride dogs into battle, it is called a sled.
Horses don’t fit in our houses 🙁
Dogs are for the soul, but horses are the ones who literally carried all of our history on their backs
I ain’t never met a horse that was happy to see me
Without dogs to alert us to predators in the dark beyond the light of the campfire, there would have been no civilization for horses to contribute to.
No m8, dogs been around thousands of years longer as domesticated animals. Hell we domesticated pigeonbirds before Horses. So yeah horses were good but only became important way way later
You’re some high maintenance motherfuckers, though, aren’t you? It costs like ten grand a year just to keep you fed and in a stable.
Shoutout to donkeys and by extension mules as well
Every animal that catapulted our achievements forward deserves the according respect and appreciation. But dogs were our bro’s before we even had a word for that.
You called OP
Yeah well dogs dont have random fits of im gonna re assemble your ribcage cause a man all the way in Libya fell a tree for the 7th time but this time you did not like it🖕 🐴
Dogs are friends.
Horses are, at best, employees, if we consider food+shelter as compensation.
Facts: Dog is loyal because you’re the who give them food. Unlike, cats even if you’re the one feeding them they still show you attitude lol
Horses can’t fit in your house and lay on your lap
As a lifelong dog owner, I’m absolutely willing to be best friends with a horse, in fact it’s a personal dream of mine.
I’m just too damn poor, in both money *and* land.
Every horse I’ve been around is skiddish as shit. Idk how they function around artillery and explosions.
A horse can’t lick the peanut butter I put on my balls
Dog 1
Horse 0
In my work on hospital I don’t see many dog kick injuries
I rode a cat when I was little but no one believes me
Fun Fact: In Dutch we honor the Horse by calling their Heads the human word for head (hoofd) instead of the animal word (kop), same goes for their feet!